So the other day I was attending a bonfire with some friends, when one of them mentioned that they were finally feeling better after being completely sunburned for about a week. I then proceeded to tell my friend that putting tea on your sunburns is very effective in taking out the pain and sting. He then said that I was gay and should shut up. I then relayed a story to all of the bonfire attendees. The story is that 2 summers ago, I decided I needed to get tanned to get all sexified for the females, so I went outside to lay in the sun. I laid down onto my folded lawn chair, listened to my ipod and proceeded to get attractive with the help of the sun's ultraviolet rays. After listening to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch for 2 hours straight I decided that I had enough and I went inside to my air conditioned home. About an hour later I was at work chefing up the grill when all of a sudden I felt some explosive diarreaha brewing and I had to throw up. So I asked the manager if I could go home for a bit and take a dookie. He concurred. I went home and to my surpise I was dookie free, but my body was completely sunburned. Somehow the sun gave me artificial diarrehea. My mom then told me that I should make a pitcher of ice tea and apply some tea via cloth to my burns and it will draw the heat out. I said fuck that I'll take a bath in it because I'm completely burned and I have to speed this up.
So I filled up the tub, got naked, and poured a bunch of Nestea power and ice cubes into the tub. I really can't stress enough that like if there wasn't a naked body in the tub you could have had strong great tasting ice tea served out of this tub. After spending about an hour in the tub, I decided I needed to get out and go back to work. Much to my surpise the tea effectively took away a lot of my pain. After telling all of the bonfire attendees this eventful story they said I was weird and told me to shut up.
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