Christmas 2009!!!

Sorry for the lack of updates for the estimated 3 people who read this. I have been extremely busy with school, work, and my band that I basically forgot I started a blog, but I hope to change that and start posting on a regular basis. If not for people to read then just for me to have organized information to complete my memoirs or for a movie of my life where I will be played by Kobe Bryant.

Anyway.......Christmas is over. It's always real depressing for me the few days after Christmas heading into the New Year. It really starts to sink in that I'm going to have start doing normal stuff again like not being fat.

Anyways I felt like posting the stuff I got so check yo self.


These gifts where from a friend who I let stay at my house for a bit. As you can see I received "Are You Kidding Me" which is a book of fun facts. Did you know it is healthy to eat dirt? Or that it is possible for a woman to give birth to twins from two different fathers? That means you can not only have a black baby, but a black baby and an Asian baby, or even a green baby. The possibilityes are endless. You'll also notice the book "A Ring for the King" a book following the Cavs attempt to win a championship with Shaq and lastly an Office Calendar. I never use calendars but The Office is one of my favorite shows so that should count for something.
As you can here I received some G.I. Joe The Rise of the Cobra boxer shorts that are complete with Kung Fu grip comfort for my butt. I also received a Ninja Turtles key cover, some guitar polish, and a Family Guy pint glass filled with pixie sticks with the rules of beer pong written on the side. Thank God. I also got an Iron Man mighty mugg. I love these things, they're so adorable. He will go nicely with my Punisher and Starscream ones. Note: I've received Pixie Sticks as a present every Christmas since I was 3 years old.

You'll notice a Sin City Bruce Willis played "Hartigan"
but my mom claims she thought it was a John McClain figure. I tried to find the website she bought it from to trade it for a John McClane figure but they seem to have gone out of business sometime between Dec.8 and Dec. 26 or there is some underground black market operation that gives "Hartigan" Bruce Willis figures when really you want "John McClane" Bruce Willis figures. Yeah, that's it. I actually bought a new Xbox 360 Headset with a gift card I received from my grandfather, because my old one broke. Probably because of the epic trash talked I spewed into it. I also received a George Foreman Grill from my mom. I got one for Christmas like 10 years ago and loved it but I let my grandfather borrow it and I haven't seen it since. Well actually I saw it on his counter one day and reminded him it was mine but then he started talking about old guy stuff. My grandpa owns a George Foreman grill.
Here's some video games. I got Tekken 6, Halo 3:ODST, and Left 4 Dead 2 as gifts. I bought the rest at Gamestop because they were having a buy 2 get 1 free sale. I beat Halo 3:ODST the other night it was alright, very short though. I played some of Tekken 6 but I'm gonna be honest it sucks balls pretty hard. I haven't tried the rest though. A couple of the games I bought at Gamestop were only like 5 bucks. I'll let you guess which ones.

Here's some movies I got. I saw Inglorious Basterds, Public Enemies, District 9, Terminator Salvation, and Bruno. All good movies or at least entertaining movies in their own rights. District 9 is especially good so check that out if you haven't already. I also received Extract, The Hangover, G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra, Choke, Star Trek, I Love You Man, and Role Models. I watched and The Hangover and G.I. Joe the other night. The Hangover was funny but a bit overrated, some people act like it's the funniest movie ever mad but it has nothing on Billy Madison. G.I. Joe was ......... entertaining. That's all I got. Haven't watched the rest but I'll probably watch Star Trek tonight. I also picked up 300, The Alien Trilogy Pack, Empire Records, and The Darkman Trilogy the day after Christmas. Still haven't seen 300 yet though.



Several Punisher Books: Good Stuff. I always enjoy watching the Punisher kill some fools and these are no exception.

Watchman: Finally picked this one up. I got it the day after Christmas. I heard there is a lot of wiener in it.

Scalped: I read it. Not sure I get what all the fuss is about.
Batman: Battle for the Cowl, I Kill Giants, and The Preacher: I haven't read them yet but I hear good things. I can't wait till I have to go to the bathroom.

It's weird. I've always collected comic books, but I never read them. I was always afraid of damaging them.

I also got Michael Ian Black: My Custom Van. A book where Michael writes essays as Billie Joel not wanting to play "Piano Man" at a party and as Abraham Lincoln after he was shot.






















I got some some cds. Nick Swarson: Seriously Who Farted?, Louis C.K.: All Chewed Up, David Cross: It's Not Funny, The Fall of Troy: In the Unlikely Event, and Poison the Well: The Tropic. All good stuff. I especially like Nick Swardson's joke about being an ice skater and skating to the center of the rink to spin and start peeing.




Some miscellaneous stuff A Beatles T-Shirt, a Simpsons puzzle, a guitar cable, some guitar picks, and last but not least Ghostbuster Ectoplasm Energy Drink.

That brings my novelty energy drink collection to 6.

Boom!

Well that's it. Hope you had a good Christmas.

later...