So like Taco Bell has this new box that rocks. Charles Barkley does the commercial. I got one today and I saved the box. I'm gonna try to get it autographed by Shaq. That is all.
...later
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- Admiral Snuggles
- Youngstown, Ohio, United States
- Birthed on the sands of Ilium in Ancient Greece, this mastodon of a man was conceived half-man, half-God. The details of his life until his teens are, for the most part, not discussed in a non-secular setting, but what is known is that military combat training and spiritual strength tests were administered. From age 14 until 17, Admiral Snuggles A.K.A. "The Wizard" was entered into a tournament, nay a "feat of manhood" when he was pushed to compete in the Mortal Kombat Tournament on the loose edge of Outworld. Defeating Goro with a flawless victory, Snuggles retired to his harem of 77 virgin women and raped his nights away. All in all, Admiral Snuggles has gone from being a prolific writer to a prolific "liver" and conquered his fear and Death. He currently maintains his own website www.admiralsnuggles.com and is described by many women as "pure sexitude". He is envied by all.
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