Sluts

Did you ever notice there are a lot of shows about sluts? I mean there are really a lot of shows about dirty whores. Is this what America wants? Is this what we want our children to grow up on? The answer is Yes. Yes we do.


Sex and the City: "Four beautiful female New Yorkers gossip about their sex-lives (or lack thereof) and find new ways to deal with being a woman in the 90's"

Translation: Three sluts and their mom try to get laid.

I'm not gonna lie I've never seen this show but I mean seriously "four beautiful female New Yorkers" like I'm pretty sure Kristen Davis is the hot young one but she's like 40 and she's only really hot in comparison to the others.


Desperate Housewives: "The "normal" suburban life for a group of close-knit housewives takes a dark turn when one of their closest friends mysteriously commits suicide. Now while trying to deal with their own hectic problems and romantic lives, each year brings on a new mystery and more dark and twisted events to come. Life behind closed doors is about to be revealed as suburban life takes a funny and dark turn."

Translation: Man I have no idea but I did detect some "sluttage" in there.

I mean I never saw this show either but everyone knows it's about sluts don't argue.

Grey's Anatomy: A drama centered on the personal and professional lives of five surgical interns and their supervisors.

Translation: Don't let that summary fool you, this show is about sluts.

I saw an episode of this and there were a lot of sluts and people getting it on, but in a hospital.

Eastwick: There isn't a summary for this but apparently it's based on a book and a movie about 3 slutty witches.

This show has not even premiered but I saw a commercial and it was just these witches doing people.


Man there sure are a lot of shows about sluts. I mean I'm not complaining or nothing I'm just saying. Like i would love to be in a boardroom when executives are pitching these shows. Is he just like "Guys, I got this idea.....it's about sluts but this time they're in a hospital." or like "Guys I got this idea about sluts in a suburban neighborhood. Pretty soon it's gonna be like " Guys......I got this idea...it's about sluts in SPACE!!!!....it's called Space Sluts. Man that would be awesome.







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Punisher Energy Drink Review

The other day I took a trip to our local mall in search of an adventure. After eating some general tso's chicken I decided that now would be a good time to get a new shirt for my band's upcoming concert. Also, do you think that general ever gets mad people are eating it's chicken? Anyway, after I was done eating I walked into Hot Topic. I really hate going into hot topic because everything is real expensive and faggy. I remember when the 1st hot topic opened near me I thought it was real cool. It was basically a store that specialized in underground music and pop culture memorabilia but in recent years it's really gone down hill and devoted most of it's inventory to tight pants and Insane Clown Posse merchandise. Despite hating the store, I'll ocasionally find a shirt that I like or am amused by and this day was no exception. I found this badass N.W.A t-shirt.




















Check it

There was also an amusing moment when my friend asked if they had any "Wolverine is my Hero" shirts in a bigger size and was informed that they only make the shirt in girl sizes and that the text "Wolverine is my Hero" is supposedly written in lipstick and not blood as we originally thought.


I was just about ready to leave when I saw this baby.....


















Man................ I love The Punisher. He kicks so much ass. He's like my second favorite comic book character after Batman. So I was very delighted to find that there has been an energy drink created in his honor. Also this baby was only 98 cents so I bought 5 of these off clearance.
But how does it taste.

Pretty bad actually. I'm not a big fan of energy drinks in general so my opinion may be a little biased. I mean I guess it doesn't taste any worse than a Rockstar or Red Bull but I mean it's got nothing on a glass of kool-aid or gatorade. If I had to describe the flavor I would say it is a mixture of these flavors standard energy drink flavor, some fruit and punishment. I'd say on a scale of 1 to Punish, I'd probably give it like a 4.

















As you can see from the photos the beverage has a pink/red or maybe a magenta color to it. Perhaps recieving it's color from the blood of the Punisher's victims it is also quite fizzy perhaps from....... carbonation or something.

I will say this though, it really punished my lack of energy


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Things I Don't Understand Vol.1

Here is some stuff I don't understand.

Robocop has been one of my favorites movies since I was about 3 years old. I have very fond memories of watching Robocop as a toddler. Some of the most fond memories I have of this movie are watching the OCP executive getting blown away by ED-209 and seeing Murphy have his brains blown out the back of his head. I remember just jumping for joy every time I watched those scenes as a young lad. I must have seen that movie about 100 times, but there was one thing I never understood and that brings me to the 1st thing I don't understand.



How and when does Robocop go to the bathroom? Or does he go at all?

They explain early on in the movie that Robo eats a baby food like substance that is good for his remaining organs, but like does he have to shit that stuff out? Like when he isn't fighting crime they have him sleep in some chair. Is there some type plumbing pipe in the chair that goes into his robot anus? Maybe he just poops all over the road. Who knows? I don't, that's why I'm writing about this crazy nonsense.





Here's another thing.

In movies, I'll use Die Hard for example. The main character is named John McClane and is played by Bruce Willis. Everything good? Now what I don't understand is Bruce Willis an actor in Die Hard and John McClane's universe or is John McClane just a guy who looks and talks just like Bruce Willis?

Have these men met? Has John McClane ever said "Man, that hollywood actor looks just like me"?

and for that matter is Uncle Buck dead? I mean the actor that played him John Candy is dead, but is Uncle Buck dead? And if he is dead did Macully Culkin's character go to his funeral? I guess we'll never know until the sequel "Uncle Buck: Still Buck After All These Years" is greenlit.


Rip?


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Scientology!!!

I just thought I'd post this picture that my friend and I made about 2 years ago. I bet there are a lot of guys in the church of Scientology just hanging out in lab coats talking about science.