Things I Don't Understand Vol.1

Here is some stuff I don't understand.

Robocop has been one of my favorites movies since I was about 3 years old. I have very fond memories of watching Robocop as a toddler. Some of the most fond memories I have of this movie are watching the OCP executive getting blown away by ED-209 and seeing Murphy have his brains blown out the back of his head. I remember just jumping for joy every time I watched those scenes as a young lad. I must have seen that movie about 100 times, but there was one thing I never understood and that brings me to the 1st thing I don't understand.



How and when does Robocop go to the bathroom? Or does he go at all?

They explain early on in the movie that Robo eats a baby food like substance that is good for his remaining organs, but like does he have to shit that stuff out? Like when he isn't fighting crime they have him sleep in some chair. Is there some type plumbing pipe in the chair that goes into his robot anus? Maybe he just poops all over the road. Who knows? I don't, that's why I'm writing about this crazy nonsense.





Here's another thing.

In movies, I'll use Die Hard for example. The main character is named John McClane and is played by Bruce Willis. Everything good? Now what I don't understand is Bruce Willis an actor in Die Hard and John McClane's universe or is John McClane just a guy who looks and talks just like Bruce Willis?

Have these men met? Has John McClane ever said "Man, that hollywood actor looks just like me"?

and for that matter is Uncle Buck dead? I mean the actor that played him John Candy is dead, but is Uncle Buck dead? And if he is dead did Macully Culkin's character go to his funeral? I guess we'll never know until the sequel "Uncle Buck: Still Buck After All These Years" is greenlit.


Rip?


.......later