Sluts

Did you ever notice there are a lot of shows about sluts? I mean there are really a lot of shows about dirty whores. Is this what America wants? Is this what we want our children to grow up on? The answer is Yes. Yes we do.


Sex and the City: "Four beautiful female New Yorkers gossip about their sex-lives (or lack thereof) and find new ways to deal with being a woman in the 90's"

Translation: Three sluts and their mom try to get laid.

I'm not gonna lie I've never seen this show but I mean seriously "four beautiful female New Yorkers" like I'm pretty sure Kristen Davis is the hot young one but she's like 40 and she's only really hot in comparison to the others.


Desperate Housewives: "The "normal" suburban life for a group of close-knit housewives takes a dark turn when one of their closest friends mysteriously commits suicide. Now while trying to deal with their own hectic problems and romantic lives, each year brings on a new mystery and more dark and twisted events to come. Life behind closed doors is about to be revealed as suburban life takes a funny and dark turn."

Translation: Man I have no idea but I did detect some "sluttage" in there.

I mean I never saw this show either but everyone knows it's about sluts don't argue.

Grey's Anatomy: A drama centered on the personal and professional lives of five surgical interns and their supervisors.

Translation: Don't let that summary fool you, this show is about sluts.

I saw an episode of this and there were a lot of sluts and people getting it on, but in a hospital.

Eastwick: There isn't a summary for this but apparently it's based on a book and a movie about 3 slutty witches.

This show has not even premiered but I saw a commercial and it was just these witches doing people.


Man there sure are a lot of shows about sluts. I mean I'm not complaining or nothing I'm just saying. Like i would love to be in a boardroom when executives are pitching these shows. Is he just like "Guys, I got this idea.....it's about sluts but this time they're in a hospital." or like "Guys I got this idea about sluts in a suburban neighborhood. Pretty soon it's gonna be like " Guys......I got this idea...it's about sluts in SPACE!!!!....it's called Space Sluts. Man that would be awesome.







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